Today I don't feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon't feel like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet upThen stare at the fanTurn the TV on, throw my hand down my pantsNobody's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be lying on the couch,just chillin' in my snuggieClick to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh Oh
Yes I said itI said itI said it 'cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon’t feel like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anythingNothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90XMeet a really nice girl, have some really nice sexShe's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'[Hear me out: this is great]Yeah

I might mess around, get my college degreeI bet my old man will be so proud of meBut sorry paps, you'll just have to wait
Oh Oh
Yes I said itI said itI said it 'cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon’t feel like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair'Cause I ain't going anywhereNo no no no no no no no no-oh

I'll just strike in my birthday suiteAnd let everything hang looseYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah-eah
Oh
Today I don’t feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon’t feel like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at allNothing at allNothing at all